Well, I wore them yesterday with my blue H&M shirt & black slacks. Very classy & very business-like, or so I thought. When I stopped by Lowes on my way home from work to grab a lamp wiring kit, the woman at the check out register, looked at them, cocked her head to the side and said, "Oh. Those are...uh, nice earrings ya got there." (You have to say that in a mid-western accent, like a person from Fargo or maybe even Sarah Palin to get the full affect). I looked at her and said, "Um..thank you", wondering if she was complimenting me or trying to offend me, as her tone was a little off. She was older, and I'm guessing she's never worn, nor seen earrings this flashy, because after she said it, she she looked at me and raised one eyebrow, like she was waiting for me to tell her more about them. So I told her, "Yeah, I wore them at my brother's wedding...." and her eyes got all big and she said, "Oh gosh, a wedding? Really?" and reacted as if I said, "Yeah, I wore these with my hooters shirt to my brother's wedding."
I shrugged it off, but then as I walked outside, I wasn't paying attention and almost ran into a man walking in. He was younger, and said, "Hey! Nice earrings!" "Oh, thanks," I said, "They lady in there commented about them too. They're kind of big, so I guess a lot of people notice them."
"Well, they're cool," he said, "Kinda remind me of a rap video or something..."So from now on, if you see me wearing these earrings, please address me as, "Shan-Dizzle" or even "S-Dawg". Yo yo yo...Li'l Kim's got nothin' on me!